Do
you ever wonder why, before now, nobody has made a decent boxing game since Punch Out on
the NES? Do you think that violence without real-world consequences has gotten a bad rap?
Do you feel like beating the hell out of your friends but have ethical objections and/or
enjoy having a full set of teeth? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then
have I got a treat for you. Its called Ready 2 Rumble Boxing and its a gamer's
dream. Its just like boxing only its not dirty and corrupt. No, scratch that.
Its better than boxing.
Ready
2 Rumble delivers all the action and strategy of boxing with a relentless action-packed
pace. None of that wussy tie up the other guy and catch your breath stuff in this game.
Did you get yourself in a bad situation, and now you need a breather? You can either cover
up with a defensive sequence and try to stay on your feet until the bell goes off, or you
can do your darndest to put your opponent down for a ten second nap. Screw up either
option and its lights out. Sure, youll be crying like a little girl for a
while, but never fear. Youll be back on your feet and plotting your glorious
comeback in no time.
The first thing you notice
about Ready 2 Rumble is the graphics. Theyre beautiful. The boxers are rendered so
well that you can see muscles rippling under their flesh and veins popping out. No square
blocks here. You have seamless design, fluid body movement, and nice smooth jaws to crack.
After going a few rounds your boxer will be sporting some impressive bruises and maybe a
few missing teeth. Oh, yeah.
The
movement in Ready 2 Rumble is amazing. The traditional concept of a fighting game has the
fighters running all over the screen and usually standing a few body widths apart. Not
here. This is all about a toe to toe slugfest. Juking and jiving, blocking and swaying,
floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee, thats what its all about.
Youll have to look for an opening to unleash your assault if you want to take the
day. The best part is that all of this is made possible by the cool, but over-exaggerated,
character movement that succeeds because it never takes itself too seriously.
You
have seventeen fighters to choose from, which is pretty impressive, but even more so
considering the characters never get repetitive. They have different speeds, combos,
power, reach and style fighting. You have everything from the three hundred and sixty
pound sledge hammer throwing behemoth of a boxer to the stick and move style of the one
hundred and five pound Lulu Valentine. The variation in reach will also make a big
difference in your strategy. At least it will if you want to win. There are no weight
classes in Ready 2 Rumble, so if you want to win you better be able to make your rival
fight your game.
The
one-player mode offers you two options, the Arcade mode and the Championship mode. The
Arcade mde is, well, an arcade mode. In the Championship mode you take a few fighters into
your gym and train them to improve their stats. Training costs money, however. To earn the
precious green stuff you can win regular title bouts as you move up in the rankings. For
the big pay day you can fight an exhibition bout and even bet on the fight. The more you
bet, the harder the fight is. You have to be careful though. Your fighter only has so many
fights in him at the start of the game. If you squander them all on making money before
you can move to the next division its all over.
The
training option adds a new depth to the game. You can hit a variety of exercise equipment
that improves various stats. To use the equipment you can chose auto train for immediate
gratification or you can play a little mini game. Most of the mini games involve executing
simple button sequences or learning to time things correctly. Doing it this way is more
efficient and allows you to get more out of your training dollars, but it takes a lt
longer. Since the mini games werent all that much fun I usually opted for the auto
train. You can also download your pumped up fighter from your VMU, which gives you the
chance to take on your buddy's prize fighter and see whos the baddest of them all.
The only real complaints I have about the one player mode is that the AI isnt all
that great, and youll be spanking your opponents before too long. This hinders its
replay value a lot. After youve been through the game a few times, the next few
times arent quite so appealing. The game could also be improved by adding a more
extensive moves list. As it is, theyre relatively easy to master, and once again
this is reflected in a reduced replay value.
The two-player mode is where this game really shines. If you know someone who loves to
play video games, then you should really give this a look. Theres a surprising
amount of strategy in this game. Learning when to block, when to dodge, and when to lay it
all on the line are skills youll have to master if you want to be the champ, and
this will keep you interested for quite some time. Besides, theres something
immensely and disturbingly attractive about laying down the hurt on your friends and loved
ones . Add an extremely healthy dose of smack talking and you have yourself a winning
combination.
If youre a boxing fan, then trust me, youve been waiting for this game for
years. For the rest of the population, Ready 2 Rumble is great, arcade-style fun, and will
make an enjoyable addition to any collection.
--Jeff Luther